funnytumbl:

for daily dose of fun, follow tumblr memes

nothing-i-wouldnt-give:

shesingsinthem0rning:

I COULD HAVE USED THIS FOR THAT PSYCHOLOGY ASSIGNMENT THAT I NEVER DID 

FUCK 

This is perfect.

justforkicksandlaughs:

Don’t sneeze in the shower!

smarter-farter:

Anyone else wanna swipe some of that shit onto a cracker?

halleyisonfire:

hornyforloki:

I rebloged this JUST for that ^

saddeer:

“just reblogging to add to my me tag”

you can add it without reblogging it

llamabutts:

doublewhorls:

Lobster Mobile Phone Case

I can totally see a teacher asking a student why they’re carrying around a lobster and then that awkward silence after hearing, “It’s not a lobster. It’s my phone”

I NEED THIS

funnytumbl:

daily dose of fun tumblr memes